What’s on telly?

KEY POINTS

• Tax credits to be paid to crocodiles.
• Going forth to save the world.
• Interesting work transport scheme.
• The tax avoidance scheme lottery.

This year when I paid my annual pick-up call to Santa (as ever he delivers everything except his books and the cheque for his bill) I found him intently watching two reindeer performing a clumsy tango.

‘I didn’t know Rudolph’s second name was Nureyev’ I quipped ducking under a flying hoof.

‘Don’t be daft; they’re Dancer and Prancer’ the old man growled. ‘They’re our latest attraction. Did you see the sign outside?’

‘I did actually sounds a bit racy to me “Come to the Pole and take a look at our exotic Dancer!” Don’t the punters complain when they see the reality?’

‘Mostly they’re too embarrassed especially in...